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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO
« Reply #30 on Nov 1, 2009, 11:13pm »		[Quote]
I'm so f^cking tired of fans of Jill posting on my IMDB that I'm a bad husband for leaving her being so "frail". She's NOT frail and I didn't LEAVE her to die. People all need to f^ck OFF. They have no idea what happened in our marriage, and they don't know what happened at home. I'm sick and tired of them painting me as a bad husband and blaming the whole thing on me. It takes two to separate. I am not interested in YOU'RE opinion or your comments. I COULD CARE LESS. Funny how now that we're separated I am suddenly in the tabloids again. I didn't LEAVE her for a Rowan. Rowan and I started dating again LONG AFTER Jill and I separated. Let me make something VERY clear! SHE LEFT ME, she left me because she couldn't deal with my bisexuality. She could deal with the affairs but the fact that her husband was attracted to men was too much. She always had a hunch but when I took the lie detector test it confirmed her suspicions. She felt she was retraining me so she calling it off so I could be free to be who I am. I'm sick of stupid people saying I'm the source of Jill's pain and suffering. We don't HATE each other, we still talk and are friends. Just because I PLAY the bad guys doesn't mean I AM the bad guy.
Love to burst you little fans' bubble...boo hoo, go sh!t yourselves fuckers. Too bad you'll never read this cause this is on my PRIVATE face book, nd I will never publicly reveal why we really broke up. What's even more sad is some of MY OWN FANS are believing the LIES in the magazines, if they were REAL fans they'd know I'm not like that. Did it ever occure to you that this separation is HARD ENOUGH, but worse that it's public! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to cry my eyes out because I'm so angry, scream and throw things.
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-Karen Bardsky 0.0
-Johnny Depp she's too judgmental gawd your bisexual! You're not getting a sex change operation!
-Chris O'Donell f^cking idiots..
-Tobey Maguire bastards, I read the tabloids and they are nothing but bullshit. Everyone on your friends list here know you're not like that. We believe you :)
-Boy George f^cking idiots, I know what you're going through...tabloid wise...hang in there honey
-Jason Gray-Stanford I'm sorry about all the sh!t that you have to deal with. It' none of thier business anyway. Just because you're a public figure doesn't mean everything has to be public, but they don't get that.
Johnny Depp "Just because you're a public figure doesn't mean everything has to be public, but they don't get that."
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-Adam Arkin f^ck them, the people who really know you are your real friends..
-Alfred Molina Thanks guys [image]

Hung out with my daughter today..at starbucks.it was strained, comversation was awkward. She puts of a polite front but I know she's still struggling with my bisexuality. She would prefer I wasn't but since I'm her father she feels she has to suck it up. I chose to stay in a hotel because I know she wants to protect the kids from the situtaion...from me They don't understand what having a bisexual grandpa means or why. All they know is grandpa is not in their lives as much if not at all. Why am I being punished for being bi? Don't they understand that I can't be happy because thier unacceptance? I already lost my wife I don't want to loose my kid and grandkids, because of this.
It's MY life, it's MY choice... I allowed my marraige to choose my sexuality for 20+ years and now I am finally choosing it and I can't be happy.
Oct 6th 1:30 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Elton John Alfred, I know how you feel. I use to be so embarassed of being gay I restorted to marrying a woman, biggest mistake of all. I think it's terrible that your family can't accept you the way you are. Obviously you care very much about them and this is hurting you allot. I wish I could say something to change things but the truth is they may never accept your bisexuality. I applaud you for having the courage to accpet your orientation and "come out". Don't be ashamed of who you are what's important now is that your happiness and your relationship with Rowan. You have to move on even if your family doesn't. Remember you ahve people who do accept you, like your brother and George, draw stength and support from them. :)
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« Reply #31 on Nov 2, 2009, 4:51pm »		[Quote]
IT'S A [image] !!!!
MY SON IS BORN!! ;D ;D ;D
HE'S FINALLY HERE!
Matheson was born at 3:30 PM (USA pacific time) weighing in at 4 pounds. [image]
Oct 6th 11:30 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
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-Tobey Maguire CONGRATS! [image]
-Chris O'Donnell Congrats Moho! [image]
-Donna Murphy what the heck?! :o :o :o
YOU'RE A NEW FATHER?! :o :o :o
-Alfred Molina Yep
-Salma Hayek who's the mother?
-Alfred Molina Taysia...
-Donna Murphy HOW?!
-Johnny Depp He stuck his memory stick into her mother board. They forgot they didn't download the latest verion of Norton Virus Software and they ended up with a baby virus...
- Chris O'Donnell ^ [image]
-Elton John @ Johnny's comment > [image]
-Boy George [image]
-Rowan Thelman That was awesome Johnny! [image]
- James Franco LMAFO
-Bryce Dallas Howard [image]
-Jason Gray-Stanford[image]
-Donna Murphy When did this happen? ???
-Johnny Depp he fucked her while they were filming The Divorce :-X :-X :-X
-Alfred Molina Yeah...what he said...

I am sitting in a hall of hospital next to George who is covered in blood and holding a tiny newborn baby. George’s eyes are red and puffy and tears fall as he told me the story of how he got there. He was DJing at a night club on his break he went outside to talk with friends who were smoking. After the crowd as slit he turned to go back in when he heard moaning of someone in pain from the upper part of the alley. The alley was dark so he barrowed a flash light and fallowed the moaning until his flashlight shined on a girl laying amongst some garbage bag in a thin nightgown that had a huge blood stain around her pelvis area. George immediately knew she was in labor and called for his brother who had come out to check on him. George’s brother Kevin called the hospital as George helped the girl birth the baby; it was either that or lose her and the baby. The ambulance arrived and George rode with the girl to the hospital. George went into the room and watched the nurses handed the baby tothe girl as she did she said to George, “take care of my baby.”…George watched her as she slowly died while holding her daughter George called me and told me to get my @$$ here as soon as I can. I rushed over to the hospital and entered the hallway and that’s where I found George. They baby is TINY!!! They are adorable! They will be held held at the hospital for the rest of the week because they are preemies and are so small.
Oct 7th 10:30 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Karen Bardsky :o :o :o :o
-Donna Muphy It's so sad the condition in which helpless preemies are born. I hope they find a good home :)

[image] Alfred Molina is now friends with David Furnish.

George has decided to adopt the baby! [image] George has named Amy Marie O’Dowd. We are both going to pay for a funeral for the girl we still needed a mortician so I have called Rowan who is on his way to England. The girl’s name Brianna Elisabeth Moore she was 15 years old. She was an orphan who ran away from home and became a prostitute. She was sexually active and impregnated by her boyfriend. Her boyfriend kicked her out when she started to show. She spent her rest of her pregnancy on the streets abandoned and alone. . Rowan will be here tonight. Her funeral will be in two days and Amy will come home in three days and George and I are getting his house ready for baby! Leelan and George aren't ready to be parents but we can’t abandon the tiny thing like their mother was. She had such a hard entrance into the world and is too tiny to fend for herself.
Oct 7th 10:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Karen Barsky SHE IS SO CUTE!!! Look how tiny she is! awww! [image]
-Tobey Maguire Awww so little! George could fit her in his purse!


Going to spend all day today helping George get the baby room ready.
Oct 8th 10:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
- Polly Walker That's disgusting...gay couples SHOULD NOT be able to adopt children.
-Jason Gray-Stanford [image]
-Tobey Maguire What the flying ****!??!?
-Johnny Depp What the...FUCK OFF >:(
-Chris O'Donnell I find that very offensive and rude, gay couples should be allowed to adopt children no matter who they are
-Davd Furnish Agreed. People like you are the reason why us gay couples are denied adoptions. [image]
-Elton John Homophobe...[image]
-Johnny Depp if you don't support Alfred and Rowan raisong his baby then [image]
- Jason Gray-Stanford Block that b!tch >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #32 on Nov 2, 2009, 10:01pm »		[Quote]
Cooked dinner with George. It was allot of fun, I got to show him how us Italians do dinner!
He made a vegitarian dish to go with our spaghetti.
Oct 8th 7:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Tobey Maguire nice pictures.

[image] Alfred Molina is now friends with Ioan Gruffudd.
-Ioan Gruffudd Doc Ock?!
-Alfred Molina Mr. Fantastic?!
-Ioan Gruffudd Hi
-Alfred Molina Hi! [image]
-Ioan Gruffudd My wife didn't believe me when I said I could be facebook friends with Doctor Octopus ;D
-Alfred Molina She lies ;D
-Ioan Gruffudd indeed ;D Congrats on your son
-Alfred Molina thanks [image]
-Ioan Gruffudd Are you married to his mother?
-Alfred Molina no....
-Ioan Gruffudd Oh...sorry my bad for asking [image]
-Alfred Molina ha, it's all good ;D. I heard you and Alice are parents! [image] how's the baby?
-Ioan Gruffudd She's really well thanks for asking, speaking of the angel [image] she's crying so I gotta run :o
-Alfred Molina I hear you nice talking to you! Cute smiley.
-Ioan Gruffudd thanks! Nice talking to you too bye!

Amy came home today. [image]
George's family cqame over to welcome little Amy.
Oct 9th 10:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share

Kevin O'Dowd> Alfred Molina I've uploaded the pictures and videos here. I've made the file public so you all can view them.
-Bryce Dallas Howard Thanks Kevin! [image] GREAT pictures and photos! Awww Amy is so cute! George looks like a proud momma!
-Johnny Depp cool pics! Thanks Kevin. I love the video of where the bbay starts to cry and his brother asks wha's wrong and George says, "I don't know, I'm new at this!"
-Donna Muphy awwe I bet Dinah is overjoyed to be a grandmother :)
-Kevin O'Dowd Yea she is, she never thought she'd live to see the day when George became a mummy. Once she got ahold of the baby George had a hard time getting her back!
-Donna Murphy I bet! She's so cute!
-Ashley Judd Amy is so cute!!! :o :o :o
I LOVE the picture of her in George's hat.
-Boy George Yea, we were using that for a crib, she's so tiny!
-Chris O'Donnell I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO SMALL!! :o :o :o
How cute! Caroline wnats me to tell you how cute she thinks Amy is.
-Jason Gray-Stanford GREAT PICTURES! "where're you going momma?" :D Heh is that George's new nickname?
-Taylor Howard Great pictures! I LOVE George's black sweat suit with the pink rhinestones on the back spelling BIG MOMMA :D
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« Reply #33 on Nov 4, 2009, 10:09pm »		[Quote]
Doriano Russo> Alfred Molina I went into "Smitten" and I could've sworn I saw a picture of you on the wall...
-Alfred Molina You are correct...I use to be a "Mew Mew"
-Boy George I LOVE THE "MEW MEWS"! :D
-Johnny Depp What the f^ck is mew mew?
-Alfred Molina It's their version of a PLAY BOY playmate, except we were cats instead of bunnies
-Tobey Maguire What’s Smitten….George?
Boy George- Smitten is an underground club where sexual fantasies are acted out
-Tobey Maguire So you used to be a prostitute?
-Alfred Molina I used to be a dominatrix…where did you think “Mooblicious” came from?
Tobey Maguire Wait… I thought you worked at your fathers restaurant…
-Alfred I did during the day…but at night…
-Johnny Depp How old were you?
-Alfred Molina I started when I was 15 and continued until I was 27, when Rachel was born. That’s how I met Rowan
-Boy George wow! I know an original Mew Mew!!! I love the picture of you licking Rowan’s face…
-Alfred Molina Mew Mews don’t kiss we lick
-Boy George Lick lick lick lick lick My favorite was Jumanji…
-Alfred Molina He’s cool... So is La La
-Boy George She’s hot…

I’m home now. Rowan was beat from the long trip and so was I. Rowan is still asleep!
-Karen Barsky I’m sorry your time with Rachel didn’t go as well as planned.
-Alfred Molina It’s okay, she just needs some time.
-Elton John I think that’s exactly it…she needs time, and space.
-Alfred Molina Just like she did in high school.
Oct 10th 11:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share

Tobey Maguire, guys I can’t tell you how awesome he is. He made up Rowan’s and I bed so neat. And set the room so beautifully. He placed candles around the room, it was beautiful. It was such an encouragement to me, I was exhausted and in a cranky mood and I didn’t want anyone to f^ck with me. So thank you Tobey.
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-Tobey Maguire You’re welcome.
-Chris O’Donnell Yea Tobey!

I got to see my son for the first time. He’s so tiny! He’s only 4 ½ pounds. And he’s like 16 inches long. Taysia is doing well, they are both home now.
Oct 10th 1:10 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Karen Barsky He’s so cute! Oh my gosh! Look how tiny he is!!!
-Jason Gray-Stanford Holy crap he looks just like you!
-Tobey Maguire So cute! I can’t wait to see him!
-Chris O’Donnell Cute! I love the picture of him on your forearm; he’s 2/3 that length.
-James Franco How the heck can someone as tall as you make something so small?!
-Johnny Depp Well if your p3n!s is only 4” long I assume it’s pretty easy.
-Rowan Thelman LMAO Johnny
-Alfred Molina Johnny! *shakes fists*
-Boy George OMG he’s so cute! He’s like a mini Alfred [image]
- Tobey Maguire the Ocklet has come [image]
-Boy George My godson!
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« Reply #34 on Nov 5, 2009, 6:09pm »		[Quote]
Karen Bardsky> Alfred Molina Halloween is coming up what are you goignt to be?
-Alfred Molina A sexy gangster.
-Karen Bardsky Pic?
-Alfred Molina here
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Minus the skirt if course ;D I'm going to have black vinyl pants.
-Karen Bardsky What is Rowan going to be?
-Alfred Molina a gasta
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-Karen Bardsky That's going to be SO CUTE! You two will be adorable together! [image]
-Jumanji Do it! [image]
-Johnny Depp BAH HA HA not even one of your moobs will fit in that! ;D
-Alfred Molina that's what mras are for ;)

Boy George> Alfred Molina There’s this CUTE guy on the dance floor that I am eyeing. He’s really sexy, and he’s Jewish! [image]
-Alfred Molina then what are you doing sitting there talking to me? Go get you some of that @$$!
-Boy George I'm going! I'm going!
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« Reply #35 on Nov 5, 2009, 8:31pm »		[Quote]
[image] Alfred Molina has blocked Taysia Flemming

I just got a letter saying I'm needed for a paternity test!
Oct 13th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George What the f^ck?

Taysia is a f^cking b!tch! She's now demaning a PATERNITY test because she "isn't sure" which of the THREE men (including me) is the father of Matheson! She is 100% positive, she's just saying that because she's mad I got her pregnant. Oh yea, sex is great until she got pregnant. He looks just like me! This paternity test is f^cking stupid! That's my son, that's my son. Once this paternity test shows I'm the father she can kiss my @$$. I don't give a f^ck about her anymore I just want my son. Obviously she doesn't love me anymore. She blames me...which is f^cking stupid. She told me "You shouldn't have pentrated me" f^cking b!tch penetration happens honey, that's part of sex! What's stupid is that we WERE in love! We were! I didn't rape her and she knows it! I'm so p!ssed right now. This is bullshit, f^cking slut needs to take responsibility!
Oct 13th 1:10 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George That's lame! You don't need a paternity test you can tell by just looking at him!
-Alfred Molina I know.
-Boy George does she want a baby?
-Alfred Molina No, she's going to put him up for adoption!
-Boy George :o :o :o
-Alfred Molina I'm going to fight that b!tch in court for my son!
-Boy George When do you find out?
-Alfred Molina 48 hours..
-Elton John I find it odd that usually it's the father that abandons the mother, yet in this case it's the MOTHER abandoning the father...
-Alfred Molina this whole thing is fucked up.

Got my cellphone bill...seven pages FRONT AND BACK of text messages ;D ;D ;D
Oct 14th 1:30 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George Yay Alfred ;D
-Johnny Depp Unlimited text?
-Alfred Molina You bet! ;D
- Donna Murphy How often do you and George text?
-Boy George ALL THE TIME
-Alfred Molina yea, we're constantly texting through out the day.

Alfred Molina> Boy George I LOVE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME!
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That skirt didn't even fit over that big @$$ of yours ;D You picked a bad day to wear thongs, your poor brother...
-Boy George I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D WALK INTO THE ROOM!!!
-Alfred Molina "George put your @$$ away!" "I'm trying! I'm trying!" ;D Aww little amy is so cute as a lady bug! ^_^

Haily121 (via Alfred Molina Online) Are you and Rowan going to get married?
-Alfred Molina Rowan and I live together, we've talked about it, but we have no imediate plans

Got the paternity test back guess what....
I AM THE FATHER!!!
Oct 15th 3:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
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-Boy George h3ll YA!
-Johnny Depp Way to go!

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Who's dat hot b!tch?! :o :o
Oct 15th 4:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Karen Bardsky It's George! :D
-Boy George *looks around* is it now? I've never seen him in my life. I don't know him no...
-Alfred Molina lies :P
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« Reply #36 on Nov 5, 2009, 11:44pm »		[Quote]
My friends threw a baby shower for me! :D I posted pictures...
Oct 16th 8:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Donna Murphy GREAT PICTURES! Matheson is just like a mini Alfred :D
-James Franco I love the picture of Johnny holding Matheson. His tiny eyes are so wide!
-Kevin O'Dowd Cute pictures! George is sick with the flu so he wants me to snag some pictures!
-Alfred Molina Go right ahead!
-Jumanji Who's the big black guy next to you?
-Alfred Molina That's my boyfriend!
-Jumaji :o :o :o he's hott!!! :o :o :o
-Alfred Molina Thanks :)
-Jumaji his hair is so long!
-Alfred Molina yea, it's long and thick. Fun to run your my fingers through! :)

I've filed to adopt Matheson! Taysia is giving me full cosody of him, since she wants nothing to do with me or my son >:( >:(
Oct 16th 10:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
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-Boy George show that b!tch who's boss Big Daddy!

Madea: Because he hit me. Yes he hit me... and I didn't even know how mad I was until I saw him in his casket, he's 8 feet under.
Oct 16th 11:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George Myrtle: 6 feet, that's how they bury people, Madea, 6 feet under.
-Alfred Molina Madea: That's what I'm trying to say, I thought I was over what he did to me until I saw him at the funeral, I was so mad I BEAT HIM DOWN 2 more feet.
-Boy George such a good movie!
-Alfred Molina yes :}
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« Reply #37 on Nov 6, 2009, 10:11pm »		[Quote]
Spederman(via AlfredMolinaOnline) What do you like to do on your free time?
-Boy George cross dress
-Alfred Molina shut up George!
-Johnny Depp play bingo
-Alfred Molina Shut up you two. Well I like to read, go to Barns & Noble, and take walks with Rowan.
Jackie123 (via Alfred Molina Online) Can Rowan really do ventriloquism?
-Yes, he’s been doing since he was 16. That’s how he wooed me, he was really funny. He still does it.

So today was my first day back teaching, surpisingly enough all my students did their essays! One of my students aked “what did you on your trip?” and another student replied, “he had wild passionate sex with his boyfriend. THEY GOT IT ON!” as she humped the air.
Oct 17h 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Johnny Depp HA HA! Did you suspend her for saying that?
-Alfred Molina No, cause it was true!
-Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA
-Boy George I can testify they did. I heard Alfred!
-Tobey Maguire LMAO
-Alfred Molina And he busts up on MY face book and embarrasses me in front of all my friends…oh no he didn’t!
-Boy George HA HA he’s all “oh no he didn’t”

I uploaded pictures from Rowan and I’s flight home.
-Karen Bardsky How cute! I love the one of you sleeping on Rowan’s shoulder!

Alfred Molina> Oh no you didn’t! You uploaded the butt fall video!
-Boy George I just had too xD
-Alfred Molina that was SO funny!
-Miss C. Evans LMAFO! You trip on the stairs and ride on your @$$ the rest of the way down! Your face is hilarious!
-Boy George I so did! I just went boop boop boop all the way down.
-Mr. Marilyn OMG LOL!!!! You’re squeaking!
-Boy George I was laughing so hard I was.
- Mr. Marilyn That great! Did it hurt?
-Boy George A little
-Alfred Molina he was like “ow!” “ow!” “ow!” “ow!” “ooh!”
-Boy George as Leelan rushes to my aid…

Alfred Molina is now friends with Leelan O’Dowd

Boy George> Alfred Molina LOL at your BLOOPERS FROM MY LIFE file:D I love the video where you hoist that huge duffle bag over your shoulder and you fall over and you’re lilke “gah f^ck!”…LOL
-Alfred Molina Heh! Yea it was quite heavy!

Sitting outside of Starbucks enjoying a drink.
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-Karen Barsky CUTE PICTURES!
-Boy George Ooh look at you in your tight collared booby shirt!
-Johnny Depp Letting out the boys are you Alfred?
-Alfred Molina no, just taking them out for a little strole

Boy George> Alfred Molina TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! THE BOYZ PARTY!
-Alfred Molina EEK! :o What are you going to wear?!
-Boy george My prision dress with thongs underneath :D
-Alfred Molina HOTT! :o :o :o I want pictures LOTS AND LOTS of pictures!
-Boy George always!
-Alfred Molina Bah ha the skirt doesn't even cover half your @$$ xD
-Boy George that's the point [image]
-Karen Bardky GEORGE! YOU NAUGHTY BOY! :o :o I saw some of your community service pictures...you and your little high waters ;D
-Boy George They aren't high waters, they are full legged pants! But my butt is so big that it made them highwaters!
-Alfred Molina AH HA ;D
-Boy George I went shopping the other way and I found some REALLY cute pants and I tried them on and MY BUTT WOULDN'T FIT IN THEM! >:( I was so p!ssed!
-Alfred Molina wouldn't fit over 'the boy' would they?
-Boy George NO!
-Johnny Depp so let me get this straight...
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-Boy George [image]
-Alfred Molina LMAO
-Rowan Thelman nice Johnny!
-Karen Bardsky George you seriously have the biggest butt on a guy I have ever seen!
-Boy George I don't know why you all are so stuck on my arse >:(
-Johnny Depp we're not your clothes are...
-Boy George xD
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Ocklet, hehe!

Nice costumes!

Poor George getting picked on.

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George is a big boy he can handle it :}
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« Reply #40 on Nov 9, 2009, 8:27pm »		[Quote]
I should have seen the sign way back then
When he told me that you were his best friend
And now he's rolling, rolling, rolling
And you were stolen, stolen, stolen

He started dressing like me and talking like me
It freaked me out
He started calling you up in the middle of the night
What's that about?

I just want to be there when you discover
When you wake up next to your new lover
He might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower
The flavor of the moment, cause he don't have what's ours

He's not me
He doesn't have my name
He'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same

I should have seen the sign when you were here
Under a different light, it's all so clear
He was stealing, stealing, stealing
And now you're feeling, feeling, feeling

He started dyeing his hair and
Wearing the same cologne as me
He started reading my books
And stealing my looks and lingerie

I just want to be there when you discover
You wake up in the morning next to your new lover
He might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower
The thrill is momentary, cause he don't have what's ours

He's not me
He doesn't have my name
He'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same
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-Johnny Depp Someone is jealous ::)
-Alfred Molina jealous? I'm not jealous...I'M MAD AS h3ll! [image]


I JUST FOUN OUT MY MUSIC VIDEO FOR "STRONG ENOUGH" WAS NOMINATED FOR 2 GRAMMIES! [image] AND my song it at #2 on the charts! :o
Oct 18th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
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-Boy George YAY! I saw the music video. I like it alot! CONGRATS!
-Tobey Maguire HOLY CRAP IT'S AMAZING! :o :o :o Who is that man singing?! I've never seen him in my life!
-Jason Gray-Stanford Wow Alfred the music video is amazing! I've never seen you come out of your shell so much!
-Karen Bardsky AMAZING!!!! Goodbye Alfred HELLO MOOBLICIOUS! ;D
-Brendan Fraser sexy sexy! SEXY!
-Donna Murphy GREAT JOB!
-Jumanji SUCH PASSION! I absolutely LOVE the video! You can tell your mad but it's turned into passion! It's wonderful to see that fire and passion again!

Only two more days till my CD launch party at the MEW MEW MANSION !!! :o :o :o I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR! :o
Oct 18th 4:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Euan Morton THEY HAVE A MANSION?! COOL!
-Tobey \Maguire what what?!
-Alfred Molina Smittens is hosting a party to celebrate my CD. :)

Greetings from England! :D
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-Tobey Maguire Tally ho!

George I'm coming over to your house TODAY!
Oct 20th 9:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George What?! But today is my run around the house naked day! >:(
-Alfred Molina TOO BAD >:(
You're just going to have to put that ghetto @$$ of yours away!
-Boy George FINE! [image]
-Alfred Molina I need you to help me pick out an outfit! I'm not good with fashion you know!
-Boy George I know! [image] Come on over...

Uploaded some videos of George helping me get ready for the my big night...
-Johnny Depp AH HA G: Okay what do you want to look like tonight?
You: Not old... ;D
-Karen Bardsky "I'm not going to go naked George!" LOL

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-Boy George HOLY CRAP that was from 1987! :o
Ha listen to me wheezing after every word...wow. Where the f^ck was my inhaler? lol
Karen Bardsly CUTE PIC! :)
-Johnny Depp Look how small your face is!
-Boy George ARRRGHHH!!! My face isn't small! >:(
STTOOP ITT!
-Euan Morton Poor George
-Johnny Depp Yes it is, your eyes are so close together...
-Boy George NO THEIR NOT! :'(
-Johnny Depp ;D
-Boy George f^ck you >:(
-Alfred Molina Johnny leave that baby alone! >:(
He looks adorable!
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO
« Reply #41 on Nov 9, 2009, 9:54pm »		[Quote]
George and I went to the mall and they played a song by me. I feels so weird to hear MY song playing!
Oct 20th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share

Jakie33 (via Alfred Molina Online) I LOVE YOUR NEW CD! My favorite song is I Like My Car, what was it like to work with Boy George?
-Alfred Molina it was ALOT of fun...he's brilliant. He knows music very well, I know sh!t. And he had such great ideas. he came up with the costumes and I couldn't have made the charts without him.

Only 4 more hours until the party! I'm so nearvous! :o :o :o :o
Oct 20th 4:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Euan Morton OOH! Is it a PRVIATE party?!
-Alfred Molina Yes it is ;D
-Euan Morton George get out your modesty patches!
-Boy George way ahead of you! ;D

-Alfred Molina I have nothing MOOBLICIOUS worthy! :o :o :o
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- Karen Bardsky WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR THEN?! :o
I'm going to wear this
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WITH PANTS of course! And no bowtie, it makes my double chin look ugly!
-Karen Bardsky CUTE! :D :D :D
-Alfred Molina George wanted me to go PANTLESS! I told him I'm too old! An NO HEELS!
-Karne Bardsky How do you feel about going

GAH! :o Only 2 MORE HOURS!!! :o :o
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-Karen Bardsky How do you feel about knowing that you're NOT going as Alfred Molina but as Mooblicious?
-Alfred Molina THAT'S HALF OF WHY I'M SO NERVOUS! :o
It's been over 30 YEARS since I've been Mooblicous...I forgot how to be him!
-Karen Bardsky There there...relax...he will come to you :)
-Alfred Molina I've sweat off all my makeup!
-Karen Bardsky erm...makeup?
-Alfred Molina Foundation? So I don't look so old! >:(
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« Reply #42 on Nov 10, 2009, 11:48pm »		[Quote]
Boy George >Alfred Molina I was walking into the kitchen and Rowan was dicing tomatoes. I came by and laughed to be onery. And Rowan turns to me and says in a feminine "really? Laughey Laughterton?" It was the funniest thing he has ever said to me, I could NOT stop laughing after that....God I love your boyfriend Alfred.
-Alfred Molina "laughey laugherton?" What the f^ck? That's hilarious!

Boy George> Alfred Molina Does Rowan sleep on the left or the right side?
-Alfred Molina (if you’re standing at the foot of the bed) the left side
-Tobey Maguire oh a get it! Cause he’s left handed so he’s on the right, and you’re right handed so you’re on the right.
-Alfred Molina you know, I never thought of it like that! Ha Ha! Nice Tobey!

5 Secrets You Didn’t Know About Me (Alfred Molina)
1. I hate to show them off my mreast because I get self-conscious.
2. When I told Jill I was doing bills in my office while I I was really looking at porn.
.3 I make love with myself more than I did with my wives.
4. I invited clients I had when I was a dominatrix to my wedding…both of them
5. I like to stand in front of a mirror and stare at my moobs because I think they look beautiful, that’s what I do when I’m in my trailer.
5 ½ .After 20+ years of marriage I STILL relish the fact that my breast were bigger than Jill’s.
-Johnny Depp “4. I invited clients I had when I was a dominatrix to my wedding…both of them”
*chokes on coffee* AH HA HA HA HA you dirty slut!
-Tobey Maguire #5- I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE DOING!
-Jason Gray- Stanford “that they are hotter than both my wives’ comb” LOL nice :D
-Boy George LMAO @ 5 ½ thank God she’s blocked you!
-Alfred Molina she would’ve shot me :D

5 Secrets You Didn’t Know About Me (Rowan Thelman)
1. I hate to see myself naked
2. I haven’t weighed myself in 3 years
3. I have a my p3n!s pierced (but I can’t see it)
4. I’d rather stare at Alfred’s breast than pay bills
5. Man boobs are a turn on for me
-Boy George “3. I have a my p3n!s pierced (but I can’t see it)” WOW REALLY?!! I mean…really?
- Tobey Maguire #3 TMI!
-Alfred Molina “1. I hate to see myself naked” But I don’t..
-Johnny Depp “4. I’d rather stare at Alfred’s breast than pay bills” Ayyyy-men :)
-Alfred Molina John Christopher Depp!!!! >:( >:( >:(

I have a date with a boy named Rowan. He's a beautiful carmel man. Why makes my heart race and my palms sweat. He'll keep me up all night.
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-Boy George "He's a beautiful carmel man" LOL ;D
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO
« Reply #43 on Nov 11, 2009, 7:31pm »		[Quote]
Alfred Molina > Rowan Thelman
YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT THE PEIRCING?!
-Boy George ooh you're so lucky getting to look at THAT every night!
-Alfred Molina I don't look at it... :-X :-X :-X
-Boy George h3ll let ME look at it then!
-Rowan Thelman Oh h3ll no!

Karen Bardsky >Alfred Molina does Rowan sleep on the left or the right side?
-Alfred Molina (if you’re standing at the foot of the bed) the left side
-Tobey Maguire oh a get it! Cause he’s left handed so he’s on the right, and you’re right handed so you’re on the right.
-Alfred Molina you know, I never thought of it like that! Ha Ha! Nice Tobey!

Boy George > Alfred Molina We all need to hang out!
-Johnny Depp Yea 14 some!
-Karen Bardsky But my bed isn't big enough :(
-Johnny Depp Alfred's is!
-Boy George party in Alfred’s bed!
-Jason Gray-Stanford heh YA Y-AH!
-Alfred Molina oh no not YOU Georgie Alana! You already partied in my bed! That’s why Jill hates you so much.
-Johnny Depp AH HA! Who was it with?
-Alfred Molina my brother! That’s how I found out they were together! He was SUPPOSED to be house sitting for us
- Boy George WE DIDN’T KNOW JILL WOULD FORGET HER CANE!
-Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA HA!
-Alfred Molina she didn’t forget her cane GEORGE! Our plane came in early?
-Boy George Oooh that’s right!
-Alfred Molina Jill and I came home exhausted to find my brother and George in MY bed doing their thing. And Jill was like…what did she say again?
-Boy George “You sick f@g b@st@rd get the h3ll out of my house and take that fat slut with you!”
Alfred Molina I thought it was hilarious, I was mad at first but I got over it. Girl, do you know how many week s it took me to get your funky smell out of my sheets?
-Boy George It was fun I was butt naked!
-Alfred Molina Yes George I saw your butt naked…and frankly it wasn’t bad. I was like I hopw she doesn’t see the video of this on the hidden camera.
-Johnny Depp she placed a HIDDEN CAMERA in your guys’ room?!
-Alfred Molina ya that’s how she caught me cheating.
-Tobey Maguire ooh ouch
-Alfred Molina I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD IT THERE! She didn’t need a lie detector test it was right there on the…the f^cking camera! She came busting into my office and said “You dirty, sneaky, lying pathetic excuse for a husband GET THE h3ll OUT OF MY HOUSE!” and she kicked me out.
-Tobey Maguire I don’t remember this…
-James Franco that was the time remember? When Alfred when Jill wouldn’t give him nothing for four months and he became so desperate he started banging everything that moves.
-Tobey Maguire OH YEAH!
-James Franco Yeah that was amusing
-Tobey Maguire that’s when you knocked up Alfred..
-James Franco h3ll yea, it was ON!
-Johnny Depp HOW THE h3ll DID YOU KNOCK UP ALFRED? Immaculate conception?
-James Franco I put my p3n!s in his vagina fool! How else did you think it happened?! Aint no immaculate concept here!
-Boy George LMAO!
-Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA! That’s great!
-Alfred Molina I plead the fifth!
-Johnny Depp and now you guys are…divorced and she has what?
-Alfred Molina she has the house now. I hustled so much I PAID for that house.
-Johnny Depp what about the money what happened with that?
-Alfred Molina It’s all in Jill’s account she said, ‘I’m older I the bank account will be in MY name.” I said leave me a couple million at least
-Johnny Depp h3ll yea…
-Alfred Molina when we first got married she made the money and she told me a day after our wedding “Just because we’re married doesn’t mean you’re going to take a free ride. You’re a unknown cheap rent-an actor go out and find you a job!”
-Tobey Maguire “rent-an-actor” LOL!
-Boy George my mom use to always tell us “you’re old enough and ugly enough, get a job!”
-Karen Bardsky Ah no! Thanks mom
-Boy George yea really.
-Alfred Molina then I got my first “role” quickly. The only reason why I got it was cause I slept with the director.
-Rowan Thelman You didn’t’ tell me none of this!
-Johnny Depp AH HA HA!
-Boy George you ho
-Alfred Molina I was an low life unknown actor okay? I had to hustle for my parts! I told her “this is how’s its going to go…you make the money, I spend it.”
-Tobey Maguire LOL
-Alfred Molina then we move to LA and I started making big money and Jill “retired” and I actually got a bank account. Then the whole cheating thing right? I paid for the house, everything she has, the bills…I PAID FOR THAT. I stopped paying out bills and Jill comes to me and says “you’re behind they’re going to kick us out! Pay those d@mn bills! I said, “listen woman you haven’t touched me in a year so I’m not paying for you ANY MORE! You either start having sex again or go find yourself a f^cking job.”
-Johnny Depp HA HA HA NICE! What did she do?
-Alfred Molina SHE WENT OUT AND FOUND A JOB!
-Tobey Maguire ooh ouch…
-Alfred Molina all the way in New York! She was there for…what? 8 months? And as soon as her skinny @$$ walked in the she started with the “you’re cheating, you’re lying, who is she?” I said “I’m a man, I have needs and I have money if I want sex I’ll buy it or I’ll pay myself to have sex with me!”
-Boy George LOL! h3ll Yea
-Johnny Depp You? celibate? HA!
-Alfred Molina uh yea! If you’re talking to me and you use the words “Alfred Molina” and celibate” in the same sentence than you must be talking about someone else! Cause the only time I’ll be celibate is when I’m dead!
-Boy George I don't need you I can * myself!
-Tobey Maguire LMAO! I can see that
-Alfred Molina LOL xD

Alfred Molina> Boy George Okay so our neighbors are being prejudice against me because they are against homosexuals. Mind you I’ve known them ever since we moved to LA. 16 YEARS. They were fine with Jill and I having dinner with them cause she was a woman. But now that I’m with a man, HE’S not allowed at their house because he’s a man.
-Karen Bardsky that’s messed up!
-Jason Gray-Stanford you think you know someone!
-Boy George f^cking idiots!
-Alfred Molina I told her, I said, “listen, that’s my boyfriend and wherervver I’M invited he’s coming okay? We’re a couple and you don’t just get one of us…you get both of us.”
-Boy George you tell that b!tch!

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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO
« Reply #44 on Nov 12, 2009, 10:16pm »		[Quote]
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra AND my mreast were restricted my breathing.
Oct 22th 12:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
-Boy George ah ha ha xD

Today I was looking over a paper one of my students had written. She was standing right there, I was concintrating so hard I forgot I was chewing on a pencil. I bit my fingers and looked to see that I had EATEN most of the penicl. The pencil belonged to the student.
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