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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #2 on Nov 14, 2009, 9:36pm »
From George: Leelan was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. A few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my mum. She just wanted to say hi. Im grounded. Alfred: LMAO nice :}
ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #3 on Nov 14, 2009, 9:01pm »
Tonight at the end of a really long day Rowanwas rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." Oct 23th 10:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share 24 people like this -Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA! I love Rowan. -Boy george LOL Rowan is so bluntly honest I love it. -Tobey Maguire Rowan? Sensitive? LOL'
Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, It was to Rowan, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my highschool students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 20 minutes... Oct 24th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Boy George you f@g xD
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #4 on Nov 13, 2009, 8:06pm »
From Boy George: Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the bathroom. I was waiting for my turn when my younger brother Gerald out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. f^ck my life.. Alfred: Ah ha
ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #5 on Nov 12, 2009, 10:16pm »
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra AND my mreast were restricted my breathing. Oct 22th 12:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Boy George ah ha ha xD
Today I was looking over a paper one of my students had written. She was standing right there, I was concintrating so hard I forgot I was chewing on a pencil. I bit my fingers and looked to see that I had EATEN most of the penicl. The pencil belonged to the student. Oct 23th 12:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #6 on Nov 12, 2009, 9:55pm »
Boy George: I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a video call from your record producer that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. Alfred: AH HA HA poor John
To Boy George: I fell down a set of stairs. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to Rowan to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important.... Boy George: LOL that bastard, anything broken? Alfred: No just sprained..
To Boy George: Today, I nearly sliced my p3n!s off while shaving my pubes and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of female doctros two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a man and old, public area is so wild and hairy I have to shave them AND my legs...FUCK MY LIFE. Boy George: LOL!!!
Boy George: Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while.I went out to dinner with my family. In the middle of dinner I threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. f^ck MY LIFE! Alfred: poor George!
From Rowan:I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. Alfred: POOR BABY! LOL you nasty
To Boy George:Today, Rowan and I were sitting around a bonfire with some friends when an ember landed on Rowan's crotch. Without thinking, he quickly slapped at it and hit himself square in the nuts. LOL! Boy George: LMAO that idiot b@st@rd Alfred: It was pretty funny
To Boy George: My daughter came by with my grandkids. She opened my bedroom while I was wanking....fuck my life Boy George: I can't stop laughing! LMAO
Boy George: When I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that c*ck in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my brother.... Alfred: YOUR POOR BRTOHER KEVIN Boy george: I know.
To Boy George: I sent a text message to Rowan telling him how much I wanted to make love to him tonight. I've just realized I sent it to Tobey Maguire....fuck my life Boy George: LOL poor Tobey
From Boy George: Tell me a story! I'm bored! Alfred: One when I was at my daughter's house. A nasty need to wank seized me. I went to an unoccupied bedroom. Rachel's baby walkie talkie she uses for Layla was on and the whole family heard me.... Boy George: LMAO! That made my day xD
To Johnny Depp and By George: Today I got watch my hot neighbor wash her car in a bikini. End of story. Johnny: h3ll yea! Boy George: YOU CREEP!xD Alfred: she wouldn't be dancing in a bikini if she didn't want anyone to watch, Boy George: she didn't want YOU to watch
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #7 on Nov 12, 2009, 9:01pm »
From Jason Gray-Stanford Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML Alfred: LMAO
ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #8 on Nov 11, 2009, 11:33pm »
To Boy Gorge: Geoge get out that inhaler of yours cause you're going to need it once this story is done. BG: it's out... Alfred: last night I scored a woman! BG: A WOMAN?! Alfred: a WOMAWN BG: Go on.. Alfred: So there we were in bed getiing it on and it was actually good. And right in the middle of we hear this 'pop'! And I spen the 30 seconds watching her left breast deflate. I was like like, really? deflating breast? BG: LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alfred: yea yea... BG: sorry...the letters are blurring cause I'm crying...
[5 minutes later] Alfred: Girl, I KNOW you're still laughing at me BG: I am...that is f^cking hilarious...I'm seriously going to have an asthma attack...I can't stop laughing...where the f^ck is my inhaler?
[10 minutes later] BG: okay I'm back...*giggles* Oh lord...that was hilarious...I'm still am laughing...Oh my antlanta I'm going to die... Alfred: *whiney* stop laughing-ah! BG: no, it's f^cking hilarious and by George I'm going to laugh! What did Rowan say? Alfred: nothing he had to get use his oxygen tank cause he was laghing so hard.... BG: LOL!
BG: [spoiler][/spoiler] Why the f^ck do WOMEN leave me comments on my facebook like this?! DON'T THEY GET IT?! I'M QUEER DAMNIT! Alfred: send those ladies to me then!
From Johnny Depp: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! I just got your defelating breast story..AH HA HA HA! sh!t...that's hilarious! What did the woman do? Alfred: she was too drunk to notice...actually. Johnny: figures, no one would sleep with you sober heh cause if they were sober they'd wake up to your ugly face and go OH sh!t! That's why they get drunk cause they know it's you AH HA HA! Alfred: JOAN CHRISTINA!!! >:[ Johnny:
BG: STOP LOOKING AT PORN AND TALK TO ME! >:{ Alfred: h3ll no... BG: b!tch Alfred: the h3ll you want?
To Boy George: Some kid just called me f@g! BG: Welcome to my world Alfred: I was like, boy I'm old enough to be your grandfather! Learn to respect... BG: your EDLERS? xD Alfred: older......people?
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #10 on Nov 11, 2009, 10:45pm »
Boy George I found out that my brother DAVID had taken my phone and texted a girlfriend saying "I'm his brother, send t!t pics." She did!!!! Alfred: Ah ha! wow... HE'S LUCKY! No girl will send me anything! unless I pay them Boy George: LOL your like sucks.
Johnny Depp: Driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. Alfred: AH HA HA HA!!! Now my sex life doesn't seem so bad! Johnny Depp: shut up.
to Boy George: Well today I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired... Boy George: that's how active your sex life is....
Boy george: Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator I bought got sent to Kevin (George's brother) and his girlfriend's house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it! Alfred: AH HA HA! That's hilarious
From Rowan: Guess what I got from my family for my birthday. A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". Alfred: aww poor baby...*gigglesnort*...I'm terribly sorry...AH HA HA HA!!! Rowan: thanks honey...
From Rowan: Where you at? I'm here to pick you up and you ain't no where. You is supposed be out here. Alfred: Sorry baby I got hung up in Victoria's Secret
To Boy George: Today at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was going to miss the class I teach. I was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called Rowan and he called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then THEY WROTE ME UP and sent me home for the day for using it in school. f^ck my life... Boy George best.story. ever.
Boy George: AHHHH!!!! my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection!!! WHAT THE h3ll DO I DO?! Alfred: call the bank and have it frozen. Boy George: OKAY!
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
Joined: May 2009 Gender: Female Posts: 133 Karma: 0
Re: Alfred's Text Messages « Result #11 on Nov 11, 2009, 10:25pm »
Boy George: Today, it was Leelan's and I's 1 month anniversary. He was on errands, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish us happy anniversary. Alfred: LMAO poor Kevin
Johnny Depp HOW THE h3ll DID YOU MAKE A BABY AT 56?!! I thought your p3n!s don't work none. Alfred: Ah ha! I wasn't supposed too! Johnny Depp wow you do done did her didn't you? Alfred: You're terribe...xD
Boy George: I'M BORED! tell me a funny story...now! Alfred: Jill once told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." Boy George LMAO! That made my day xD
Boy George Today, I walked in on my brother and his girlfriend. A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that Leelan had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? Alfred: LOL I love your life... Boy George: f^ck my life!
to Boy George: Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. Boy George: LMFAO you old idiot xD
Boy George: Today, I woke up next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right.... Alfred: LOL you whore...
Tobey Maguire: WHAT'S UP?! Alfred: Sitting here in my class supervising as my studends take their Shakespeer theory test... Tobey: Sounds fun.. Alfred: I'd rather be looking at naked women. Tobey: LMAFO
To Rowan: Help meeeee, I'm sitting here while my students take a test and I'm f^cking bored! Entertain me with one of your epic fails at intemacy stories. Rowan: I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom.. Alfred: AH HA HA! Thanks babe Rowan: No problem
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Re: Glamour Reel Moments « Result #16 on Nov 11, 2009, 7:59pm »
Mm, pores. (Not!)
Maybe the ring just sort slide down his finger out of view of the shot.
I wonder....does he have more than one ring? Cos you know how he gains and loses weight like crazy, surely the ring wouldn't fit ALL the time. Maybe he lost some weight and now it's too loose, so he left it at home. Yeah.
ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #17 on Nov 11, 2009, 7:31pm »
Alfred Molina > Rowan Thelman YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT THE PEIRCING?! -Boy George ooh you're so lucky getting to look at THAT every night! -Alfred Molina I don't look at it... -Boy George h3ll let ME look at it then! -Rowan Thelman Oh h3ll no!
Karen Bardsky >Alfred Molina does Rowan sleep on the left or the right side? -Alfred Molina (if you’re standing at the foot of the bed) the left side -Tobey Maguire oh a get it! Cause he’s left handed so he’s on the right, and you’re right handed so you’re on the right. -Alfred Molina you know, I never thought of it like that! Ha Ha! Nice Tobey!
Boy George > Alfred Molina We all need to hang out! -Johnny Depp Yea 14 some! -Karen Bardsky But my bed isn't big enough -Johnny Depp Alfred's is! -Boy George party in Alfred’s bed! -Jason Gray-Stanford heh YA Y-AH! -Alfred Molina oh no not YOU Georgie Alana! You already partied in my bed! That’s why Jill hates you so much. -Johnny Depp AH HA! Who was it with? -Alfred Molina my brother! That’s how I found out they were together! He was SUPPOSED to be house sitting for us - Boy George WE DIDN’T KNOW JILL WOULD FORGET HER CANE! -Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA HA! -Alfred Molina she didn’t forget her cane GEORGE! Our plane came in early? -Boy George Oooh that’s right! -Alfred Molina Jill and I came home exhausted to find my brother and George in MY bed doing their thing. And Jill was like…what did she say again? -Boy George “You sick f@g b@st@rd get the h3ll out of my house and take that fat slut with you!” Alfred Molina I thought it was hilarious, I was mad at first but I got over it. Girl, do you know how many week s it took me to get your funky smell out of my sheets? -Boy George It was fun I was butt naked! -Alfred Molina Yes George I saw your butt naked…and frankly it wasn’t bad. I was like I hopw she doesn’t see the video of this on the hidden camera. -Johnny Depp she placed a HIDDEN CAMERA in your guys’ room?! -Alfred Molina ya that’s how she caught me cheating. -Tobey Maguire ooh ouch -Alfred Molina I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD IT THERE! She didn’t need a lie detector test it was right there on the…the f^cking camera! She came busting into my office and said “You dirty, sneaky, lying pathetic excuse for a husband GET THE h3ll OUT OF MY HOUSE!” and she kicked me out. -Tobey Maguire I don’t remember this… -James Franco that was the time remember? When Alfred when Jill wouldn’t give him nothing for four months and he became so desperate he started banging everything that moves. -Tobey Maguire OH YEAH! -James Franco Yeah that was amusing -Tobey Maguire that’s when you knocked up Alfred.. -James Franco h3ll yea, it was ON! -Johnny Depp HOW THE h3ll DID YOU KNOCK UP ALFRED? Immaculate conception? -James Franco I put my p3n!s in his vagina fool! How else did you think it happened?! Aint no immaculate concept here! -Boy George LMAO! -Johnny Depp AH HA HA HA! That’s great! -Alfred Molina I plead the fifth! -Johnny Depp and now you guys are…divorced and she has what? -Alfred Molina she has the house now. I hustled so much I PAID for that house. -Johnny Depp what about the money what happened with that? -Alfred Molina It’s all in Jill’s account she said, ‘I’m older I the bank account will be in MY name.” I said leave me a couple million at least -Johnny Depp h3ll yea… -Alfred Molina when we first got married she made the money and she told me a day after our wedding “Just because we’re married doesn’t mean you’re going to take a free ride. You’re a unknown cheap rent-an actor go out and find you a job!” -Tobey Maguire “rent-an-actor” LOL! -Boy George my mom use to always tell us “you’re old enough and ugly enough, get a job!” -Karen Bardsky Ah no! Thanks mom -Boy George yea really. -Alfred Molina then I got my first “role” quickly. The only reason why I got it was cause I slept with the director. -Rowan Thelman You didn’t’ tell me none of this! -Johnny Depp AH HA HA! -Boy George you ho -Alfred Molina I was an low life unknown actor okay? I had to hustle for my parts! I told her “this is how’s its going to go…you make the money, I spend it.” -Tobey Maguire LOL -Alfred Molina then we move to LA and I started making big money and Jill “retired” and I actually got a bank account. Then the whole cheating thing right? I paid for the house, everything she has, the bills…I PAID FOR THAT. I stopped paying out bills and Jill comes to me and says “you’re behind they’re going to kick us out! Pay those d@mn bills! I said, “listen woman you haven’t touched me in a year so I’m not paying for you ANY MORE! You either start having sex again or go find yourself a f^cking job.” -Johnny Depp HA HA HA NICE! What did she do? -Alfred Molina SHE WENT OUT AND FOUND A JOB! -Tobey Maguire ooh ouch… -Alfred Molina all the way in New York! She was there for…what? 8 months? And as soon as her skinny @$$ walked in the she started with the “you’re cheating, you’re lying, who is she?” I said “I’m a man, I have needs and I have money if I want sex I’ll buy it or I’ll pay myself to have sex with me!” -Boy George LOL! h3ll Yea -Johnny Depp You? celibate? HA! -Alfred Molina uh yea! If you’re talking to me and you use the words “Alfred Molina” and celibate” in the same sentence than you must be talking about someone else! Cause the only time I’ll be celibate is when I’m dead! -Boy George I don't need you I can * myself! -Tobey Maguire LMAO! I can see that -Alfred Molina LOL xD
Alfred Molina> Boy George Okay so our neighbors are being prejudice against me because they are against homosexuals. Mind you I’ve known them ever since we moved to LA. 16 YEARS. They were fine with Jill and I having dinner with them cause she was a woman. But now that I’m with a man, HE’S not allowed at their house because he’s a man. -Karen Bardsky that’s messed up! -Jason Gray-Stanford you think you know someone! -Boy George f^cking idiots! -Alfred Molina I told her, I said, “listen, that’s my boyfriend and wherervver I’M invited he’s coming okay? We’re a couple and you don’t just get one of us…you get both of us.” -Boy George you tell that b!tch!
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #22 on Nov 10, 2009, 11:48pm »
Boy George >Alfred Molina I was walking into the kitchen and Rowan was dicing tomatoes. I came by and laughed to be onery. And Rowan turns to me and says in a feminine "really? Laughey Laughterton?" It was the funniest thing he has ever said to me, I could NOT stop laughing after that....God I love your boyfriend Alfred. -Alfred Molina "laughey laugherton?" What the f^ck? That's hilarious!
Boy George> Alfred Molina Does Rowan sleep on the left or the right side? -Alfred Molina (if you’re standing at the foot of the bed) the left side -Tobey Maguire oh a get it! Cause he’s left handed so he’s on the right, and you’re right handed so you’re on the right. -Alfred Molina you know, I never thought of it like that! Ha Ha! Nice Tobey!
5 Secrets You Didn’t Know About Me (Alfred Molina) 1. I hate to show them off my mreast because I get self-conscious. 2. When I told Jill I was doing bills in my office while I I was really looking at porn. .3 I make love with myself more than I did with my wives. 4. I invited clients I had when I was a dominatrix to my wedding…both of them 5. I like to stand in front of a mirror and stare at my moobs because I think they look beautiful, that’s what I do when I’m in my trailer. 5 ½ .After 20+ years of marriage I STILL relish the fact that my breast were bigger than Jill’s. -Johnny Depp “4. I invited clients I had when I was a dominatrix to my wedding…both of them” *chokes on coffee* AH HA HA HA HA you dirty slut! -Tobey Maguire #5- I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE DOING! -Jason Gray- Stanford “that they are hotter than both my wives’ comb” LOL nice -Boy George LMAO @ 5 ½ thank God she’s blocked you! -Alfred Molina she would’ve shot me
5 Secrets You Didn’t Know About Me (Rowan Thelman) 1. I hate to see myself naked 2. I haven’t weighed myself in 3 years 3. I have a my p3n!s pierced (but I can’t see it) 4. I’d rather stare at Alfred’s breast than pay bills 5. Man boobs are a turn on for me -Boy George “3. I have a my p3n!s pierced (but I can’t see it)” WOW REALLY?!! I mean…really? - Tobey Maguire #3 TMI! -Alfred Molina “1. I hate to see myself naked” But I don’t.. -Johnny Depp “4. I’d rather stare at Alfred’s breast than pay bills” Ayyyy-men -Alfred Molina John Christopher Depp!!!!
I have a date with a boy named Rowan. He's a beautiful carmel man. Why makes my heart race and my palms sweat. He'll keep me up all night. Oct 21th 6:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share 24 people like this. -Boy George "He's a beautiful carmel man" LOL
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ALFRED MOLINA: proving to women they don't really have breast since Spider-Man 2
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #23 on Nov 9, 2009, 9:54pm »
George and I went to the mall and they played a song by me. I feels so weird to hear MY song playing! Oct 20th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share
Jakie33 (via Alfred Molina Online) I LOVE YOUR NEW CD! My favorite song is I Like My Car, what was it like to work with Boy George? -Alfred Molina it was ALOT of fun...he's brilliant. He knows music very well, I know sh!t. And he had such great ideas. he came up with the costumes and I couldn't have made the charts without him.
Only 4 more hours until the party! I'm so nearvous! Oct 20th 4:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Euan Morton OOH! Is it a PRVIATE party?! -Alfred Molina Yes it is -Euan Morton George get out your modesty patches! -Boy George way ahead of you!
-Alfred Molina I have nothing MOOBLICIOUS worthy! Oct 20th 5:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share - Karen Bardsky WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR THEN?! I'm going to wear this WITH PANTS of course! And no bowtie, it makes my double chin look ugly! -Karen Bardsky CUTE! -Alfred Molina George wanted me to go PANTLESS! I told him I'm too old! An NO HEELS! -Karne Bardsky How do you feel about going
GAH! Only 2 MORE HOURS!!! Oct 20th 6:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Karen Bardsky How do you feel about knowing that you're NOT going as Alfred Molina but as Mooblicious? -Alfred Molina THAT'S HALF OF WHY I'M SO NERVOUS! It's been over 30 YEARS since I've been Mooblicous...I forgot how to be him! -Karen Bardsky There there...relax...he will come to you -Alfred Molina I've sweat off all my makeup! -Karen Bardsky erm...makeup? -Alfred Molina Foundation? So I don't look so old!
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Re: Alfred's FACEBOOK (because it's better than PO « Result #24 on Nov 9, 2009, 8:27pm »
I should have seen the sign way back then When he told me that you were his best friend And now he's rolling, rolling, rolling And you were stolen, stolen, stolen
He started dressing like me and talking like me It freaked me out He started calling you up in the middle of the night What's that about?
I just want to be there when you discover When you wake up next to your new lover He might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower The flavor of the moment, cause he don't have what's ours
He's not me He doesn't have my name He'll never have what I have It won't be the same It won't be the same
I should have seen the sign when you were here Under a different light, it's all so clear He was stealing, stealing, stealing And now you're feeling, feeling, feeling
He started dyeing his hair and Wearing the same cologne as me He started reading my books And stealing my looks and lingerie
I just want to be there when you discover You wake up in the morning next to your new lover He might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower The thrill is momentary, cause he don't have what's ours
He's not me He doesn't have my name He'll never have what I have It won't be the same It won't be the same Oct 18h 10:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Johnny Depp Someone is jealous -Alfred Molina jealous? I'm not jealous...I'M MAD AS h3ll!
I JUST FOUN OUT MY MUSIC VIDEO FOR "STRONG ENOUGH" WAS NOMINATED FOR 2 GRAMMIES! AND my song it at #2 on the charts! Oct 18th 1:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share 104 people like this -Boy George YAY! I saw the music video. I like it alot! CONGRATS! -Tobey Maguire HOLY CRAP IT'S AMAZING! Who is that man singing?! I've never seen him in my life! -Jason Gray-Stanford Wow Alfred the music video is amazing! I've never seen you come out of your shell so much! -Karen Bardsky AMAZING!!!! Goodbye Alfred HELLO MOOBLICIOUS! -Brendan Fraser sexy sexy! SEXY! -Donna Murphy GREAT JOB! -Jumanji SUCH PASSION! I absolutely LOVE the video! You can tell your mad but it's turned into passion! It's wonderful to see that fire and passion again!
Only two more days till my CD launch party at the MEW MEW MANSION !!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR! Oct 18th 4:00 PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Euan Morton THEY HAVE A MANSION?! COOL! -Tobey \Maguire what what?! -Alfred Molina Smittens is hosting a party to celebrate my CD.
Greetings from England! Oct 19th 3: 00PM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Tobey Maguire Tally ho!
George I'm coming over to your house TODAY! Oct 20th 9:00 AM • Comment • Like / Unlike • Share -Boy George What?! But today is my run around the house naked day! -Alfred Molina TOO BAD You're just going to have to put that ghetto @$$ of yours away! -Boy George FINE! -Alfred Molina I need you to help me pick out an outfit! I'm not good with fashion you know! -Boy George I know! Come on over...
Uploaded some videos of George helping me get ready for the my big night... -Johnny Depp AH HA G: Okay what do you want to look like tonight? You: Not old... -Karen Bardsky "I'm not going to go naked George!" LOL
-Boy George HOLY CRAP that was from 1987! Ha listen to me wheezing after every word...wow. Where the f^ck was my inhaler? lol Karen Bardsly CUTE PIC! -Johnny Depp Look how small your face is! -Boy George ARRRGHHH!!! My face isn't small! STTOOP ITT! -Euan Morton Poor George -Johnny Depp Yes it is, your eyes are so close together... -Boy George NO THEIR NOT! -Johnny Depp -Boy George f^ck you -Alfred Molina Johnny leave that baby alone! He looks adorable!
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